Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011

Wolven Claws

A sub-category for furries who seem to enjoy gaining massive amounts of weight to the point of ridiculousness. The claws refer to the 'bitch tits' which can come about after gaining more than two-hundred pounds; most of these furries range from foxes, or wolves, or anyone who happens to be fans of StarFox and other anthro furry superheroes.

I was at the convention the other day, and goddamn, there was so many Wolven Claws out there. I think I wet myself! Spooky!

by SSJ4 Ronald Reagan May 1, 2011

cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below

Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!

by Aurexal October 6, 2016

clapper-clawed

To claw at with your nails; to beat on; to abuse.

Hamilton relaxed and rejoiced with the knowledge that the future President was just a clapper-clawed hack.

by Tattatu November 20, 2016

Welfare-claws

Fake finger nails, typically longer than 1/2 an inch from fingertips, with large amounts of color varience, or one solid color that starkly contrasts skin tone.

Shandira's welfare-claws are long enough to kill a man.

by AttackonJordan July 7, 2017

hoe claws

The name that Santa Claus' wife earned after she got a stiletto manicure.

elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas

elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"

by Raibae October 15, 2017

just clawse

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)

I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018