Chimplify

Simplification to the extreme. Making something so simple a monkey could understand it. Usually made in reference to a clueless employer.

"I just got finished presenting my ideas to Jim."
"How did it go?"
"Ok, I just had to chimplify it."
"Cool."

by Steve Ringer February 20, 2006

Championship Prefix

The ability to turn any word in the dictionary into it's most superior form just by adding the word "Championship" in front of it.

Non-awesome: "Water"

Awesome: "Championship Water"

Non-awesome: "Bagels"

Awesome: "Championship Bagels"

"It was not just a good powerpoint presentation, it was a Championship powerpoint presentation!"

As you can see, the Championship Prefix can make anything way more badass than it used to be.

by Paddywack February 17, 2009

Chimpleton

One who mindlessly swallows the George W Bush PR machine's message without an iota of critical thought. A derogatory term for Bush supporters due to the fact that he resembles a chimpanzee and that they are usually simpletons. A combination of chimp and simpleton.

No matter what Bush does, the chimpletons will always support him.

by JJ Jameson March 4, 2006

breakfast-of-champions

Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex

"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"

by Zigz November 5, 2003

Champagne Enema

This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.

"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.

by DaynaS January 13, 2009

Champion

A drink consisting of half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Hey, Michael. Do you know what would be a refreshing drink after that hot golf round? A Champion.

by Cstasila January 4, 2012

Global Industrial Champion

A state of being the best at squeezing as much money as possible out of governments while also being in a constant litigious battle against their cheaper competitors.

Boeing is committed to doing everything it can, including screwing its employees, to become a Global Industrial Champion

by screech42 February 13, 2018