Chili Nail

When one fingers a partners ass (or themselves) and removes the finger, particles of fecal remain lodged under the nail.

Johnny fingered Susan's butt. After pleasuring her, he removes his finger to find small particles of shit under his nail.
Susan: "Johnny it looks like you have a little chili under your nail"

Johnny: Well the taste is a little off but the color is right on!

Chili Nail

by Carolyn chili nail Bunny December 16, 2008

Chili Knuckle

When your knuckle gets shit on it from finger fucking your partner in the ass.

I was anal finger-fucking this whore in the parking lot at TGI Friday’s when I realized... This dirty slut just gave me chili knuckles.

by Doughzer Dick June 11, 2010

deep chili smack down

the act of sticking one's penis into hot chili then smacking the female in the face till she falls from trying to escape the wrath of the deep chili smack down

if she doesn't suck my dick i'm giving her the ol' deep chili smack down

by shortfuxfag February 19, 2011

chili dump

The burning sensation cause when shiting after eating hot chili.

Man that chili last night made me take a chili dump this morning.

by Real Tru December 13, 2006

Chili-Boarding

Pronounced: \Chil"i\-\Board"ing\
Enhanced interrogation technique using the same methods as 'water-boarding.' Act of using buckets filled with a mixture of urine and excrement which is substituted for water, then dumped on detainees (terrorists) heads to simulate the sensation of drowning in human waste in order to obtain valuable intellegence. Mostly used on terrorists who are especially dirty, since the use of water would actually clean them resulting in appreciation from said terrorist.

CIA interrogator 1: "Hey Smith, this guy won't budge. What should we do to get him to talk?"

Interrogator Smith: "Alright, he asked for it. Proceed with Chili-Boarding!"

by Billy Grundle May 1, 2009

Chillin

relaxation...but by yourself...

You hanging with anyone tonight?

Nah...im chillin

by SuperGinge23 October 12, 2010

Chili Cheese Dog

The act of smearing your dick with shit then fucking a girl when she has a yeast infection.

My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!

by majam August 21, 2012