Toddler in Chief

Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief

by cockgiver October 30, 2017

Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

chief queefer

when your the master queefer and can do it on command and in any type of scenario

hey bud quess what i am "what " im a chief queefer

by YourBoiiCruyff December 13, 2017

Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.

Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"

by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017

Boto Chief

MMA (mixed martial arts) fighting move where you have an audience member throw you a megaphone and you yell BOTO CHIEF!!! while punching them in the penis

Ash: hey tsuji whats up?

Tsuji: nothin much i gotta head to class

(someone throws ash a megaphone)

Ash: BOTO CHIEF!!! (punches tsuji in the dick)

by Boto Chief February 5, 2009

Chief Whip

What Michael Gove spanks Dominic Cummings with when they are not making Britain worse.

Did you see the Chief Whip sneak into the Cabinet Office the other day underneath Cummings' Umbrella dressed in full leather Bondage? I wonder what spanking is in order....

by Blue_Labour September 23, 2020

Man Chief

When you pull your foreskin down and you friend shits on it, then you pull it back up.

BoI Im FiNnA MaN ChIeF yOu!

by BOI iF yOu DoNt! November 1, 2018