Carlos German

Coolest guy who ever lived in the world. So cool. Wowee. Hoolah. Hooray! He is a genius too. Completely not gay whatsoever.

I wish my dad was Carlos German! My mom wants a Carlos German for her birthday! But there is only one cool Carlos German! And he is in AISJ!

by Carlos German November 15, 2016

Carlos

MY BOYFRIEND BACK THE FUCK AWAY HOES HE IS MINE! NO ONE ELSES SO PISS OFF WANKERS.

Did you see Carlos?

Yeah isn't he Koby's Boyfriend

by kobyandcarlosforever August 16, 2023

Carlos Valencia

He is a kid who is in the 8th grade and he is dating a girl named Daisy. He also likes eating food. And he also has a strange haircut.

Person 1:You look like Carlos Valencia.
Person 2:STOOOOOP

by AnonymousBoi May 21, 2019

Carlos

Verb- to fail horrifically and flop at a subject

Adjective - to suck at something

I carlosed my finals, my mums gonna cook me.
I am so Carlos at everything!

by duckoducko December 14, 2025

Carlos Sainz

Carlos Sainz (noun): /ˈkɑ r.lɒs ˈsaɪnz/ — a walking masterclass in tactical brilliance and charm; known for threading F1 cars through chaos like a surgeon with a scalpel, delivering smooth moves with sharper wit, and redefining “cool under pressure” with every Spanish-accented radio call. See also: Smooth Operator.

"Can you introduce me to Carlos Sainz?"

by f1fanboi July 6, 2025

Carlos

A man who lies and cheats, who will leave you for a downgrade js for some 😸

“He’s such a carlos”

Your basically saying hes isnt 💩

by Karmen9176 November 20, 2023

British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016