A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
by crossedcords February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup
by oracle235 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.
by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.
by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.