Caleb

A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...

Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO

by Caleb Kerswill March 23, 2019

caledonia

a cow town in michigan that i'm graduating from in a week

Caledonia is a hick boring ass town.

by ruby May 13, 2003

Caleb

A term used in at least 2 T.V. series now that describes a person going home early or chickening out when the real party is getting started.

DON'T BE SUCH A CALEB!

by CreepyCole May 24, 2011

caleb

to chop off your dick after sex because you feel unclean

Dude: I caleb-ed my dick last night

by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013

cale

A man with a very minuscule penis and who is supposedly high all the time.

Hey look, hes such a cale!

by Ds28 June 30, 2007

cale

slang word for a male with an abnormaly small penis.The name Cale is also known to like to give an average male/ anything with a penis a blow job or anal sex.

Greg: I want to give you the Cale tonight!
Jim: I got the Cale the other day and it was the best thing ever and we are going to have a great time together.
Greg: Im so glad im a homosexual.
Jim: I know!!! that pioneer Cale is a real great guy :)

by eX oF CaLe MaNfUcKeR March 31, 2009

Caleian slip

An analogue to the Freudian slip that involves a physical action. This action must be indicative of a subconscious preoccupation or habit.

Fabio and Felipe were hanging out. Fabio was eating an apple when all of a sudden the core slipped from his hand and fell to the floor. Felipe thus inferred a subconscious propensity of Fabio to litter on his own floor, creating a literal Caleian slip.
Named after the first man to observe and recognize one such "slip".

by spinningtabletop November 16, 2010