cheese elves 

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.

Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.

cheese elves by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021

Cheese Factory 

A prison or correctional facility known for housing informants, rats, and snitches.

Ex. 1

Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.

Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009

Ex. 2

Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!

Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!

Cheese Factory by ZXY&ABC September 19, 2023

Cheese Grating 

The act of biting down softly while giving head, so the teeth are gently scraping the wang. Not meant to shock the male, but just to startle him enough to make him pay attention and not start thinking of something else while he is sitting back.

Bro 1: "Yo brosef! I heard you got some last night from that girl at the bar! How was she?"

Bro 2: "Well it was going pretty good. She was suckin' on my thang and I was just sitting there thinking about lax and stuff, when she started cheese grating me out of nowhere. It was kind of weird, but pretty rad at the same time.

Cheese Grating by Old Saggy Man May 19, 2008

cheese factor 

if a movie is high on 'the cheese factor' it means the movie is very corny/cheesy/sappy/etc.

the television show 'Barney' is very high on the cheese factor

cheese factor by Clarrissa Langley May 9, 2004

cheese sticks 

Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!

sister-Whats taking you forever in the bathroom?
brother-Sorry had 8 cheese sticks to many!!!

cheese sticks by gorillaz April 28, 2008

cheese turd 

a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.

Person 1: "that Jonah is such a cheese turd"
Person 2: "yeah, he should mancheGO"

cheese turd by douchebop January 13, 2013

cheese pasty 

A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.

"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"

cheese pasty by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014