Speed Bump 

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.

Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.

Speed Bump by Avik86 January 27, 2011

bumper-bump 

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.

That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.

bumper-bump by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013

Spider bump 

1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.

2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.

Those girls are totally going home to spider bump.

Spider bump by yumtown March 13, 2009

Beaver Bump

When a Skank and a Ho' bump their 'Beavers' in celebration. Equivalent to bros' chest bump.

When Jessica served that Ho, all her bitches gave her a beaver bump.

Beaver Bump by Fender Lover November 15, 2010

hooker bump 

inhaling substances off someone's long finger nail when no other substance accesory is available

Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"

hooker bump by Dick Lea May 10, 2011

spider bump 

A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.

Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.

spider bump by raginramborondo December 23, 2012

Spunk Bump 

The act of snorting a line of semen

Debbie and Tina were delighted to recieve there very first spunk bump.

Spunk Bump by Andy dufraaane October 31, 2013