Brown Goliath 

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

Brown Goliath by Loopydave October 24, 2019

Brown Bread 

When someone has died.

Muggy Mike is Brown Bread

Brown Bread by BiggyBreaddy October 17, 2020

Brown Trumped 

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.

Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"

Brown Trumped by Shallow People Directory November 4, 2020

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

bronstonism by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

brown moment 

When you accidentally shit yourself in public.

I had a brown moment at the library after eating a giant spicy burrito.

brown moment by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

Johnny Brown Pants by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

crowning brown 

Describes a strong urge to poop.

Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.

crowning brown by texadelphia March 18, 2011