Bronson

The art of finding a reason to leave work early

That guy is pulling another Bronson by trying to make THE GREAT ESCAPE and get out of work early again, he must have DEATH WISH because when the boss catches on....

by Platinum taco September 30, 2006

Broni

A Chaldean who has a very thick accent and wears many gold chains and heavy cologne. Usually always refers to everyone as bro. Also usually plays loud rap and hip-hop while driving with the windows down.

"I went to the Armani Exchange the other day and saw the biggest Broni ever"

by Broni Broni May 23, 2008

broner

An erection caused by an extreme moment of bro activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.

Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick!

Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.

by Bob Donatucci February 19, 2011

Broner

One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.

"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five!" -Tim M.

"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.

"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.

by Giuseppe Gino February 27, 2011

Bucking Broncko

The type of man that all true Cowgirls look for...

...A Bucking Broncko is a man who likes to have sex lying on his back while a cowgirl rides his pony.

by Shelly Bozdog November 22, 2006

Closet Bronsexual

An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb

Notable Closet Bronsexuals

- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)

- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)

- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)

- Justin Miller (2017-201?)

by Unicornication June 24, 2019

broner

When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:

Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils

Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.

Broner Tandem Diagram:

Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>

by dfarbe1 November 22, 2009