Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon

screw brandon

by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.

I wish I never stopped talking to my bestie brandon in high school

Brandon is the best

by Autumn17 July 7, 2021

Brandon

A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.

Brandon is such a scumbag.

by brandunh8er August 22, 2016

Brandon

A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.

K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!'
M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'

by Macee Storer July 6, 2010

Brandon

A human made up of a large amount of fat, commonly his size is more than the average fat kid.

Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*

Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....

by sexytimeisnice December 6, 2011

Brandon

The biggest poon slayer out there watch out hell fuck yo girl and leave her the next day

Brandon slayed my girlfriends poon last night, I feel proud.

by bmanthepoonslayer October 16, 2014

Brandon

gay boi with a tic tac in his pants

That part Chinese, part Filipino guy with the small penis is such a Brandon.

by phatassdonkeydick June 14, 2018