Brandon

A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb

Fuck you Brandon!

by Miacat123 May 20, 2019

Brandon

A tall lanky weido that has the same head shaped as Homer Simpson

Brandon can you get that of the top shelf please

by Lankyboy435 March 1, 2019

Brandon

A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.

Brandon is such a scumbag.

by brandunh8er August 22, 2016

Brandon

A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.

K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!'
M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'

by Macee Storer July 6, 2010

Brandon

A human made up of a large amount of fat, commonly his size is more than the average fat kid.

Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*

Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....

by sexytimeisnice December 6, 2011

Brandon

gay boi with a tic tac in his pants

That part Chinese, part Filipino guy with the small penis is such a Brandon.

by phatassdonkeydick June 14, 2018

Brandon

The biggest poon slayer out there watch out hell fuck yo girl and leave her the next day

Brandon slayed my girlfriends poon last night, I feel proud.

by bmanthepoonslayer October 16, 2014