Brandon

The worst person ever to enter a school building.

"Brandon sucks"

by USuckBrandon October 24, 2017

Brandon

A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.

That’s Good Guy Brandon over there! He’s really a good guy!

by Tinn02 April 17, 2022

Brandon

A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.

Brandon is such a scumbag.

by brandunh8er August 22, 2016

Brandon

A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.

K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!'
M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'

by Macee Storer July 01, 2010

Brandon

A human made up of a large amount of fat, commonly his size is more than the average fat kid.

Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*

Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....

by sexytimeisnice December 06, 2011

Brandon

Brandon is a guy who loves to be in the bedroom, on the floor, or in the backseat of a car, as long as he is with the right person he enjoys being with he would be happy having sex anywhere. He is a young rebellious person with a monstrous dick!!! I bet his wife doesn't know he is banging another girl with that thing!!!

God, Brandon is so fine any girl would e lucky to have him

by Lfkfndiiebhuevdr April 02, 2017

Brandon

A Brandon is never loyal. Do not trust a Brandon. He would break your heart and send you crazy.

I dated a Brandon and I regret it

by I am speaking facts October 01, 2019