Tragedy Boner

When a town or group of people get over excited about a tadegy or recent events.

In Jennifer's Body the town had a Tragedy Boner after the bar burned down.

by P1L2K3 March 31, 2010

Boner Jones

A bad wingman who gets a clear boner in front of the girl of desire and sends her away in disgust. This guy is usually hated amongst the group for his literal "cock block".

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you get Casey's number?
Guy 2:No, thanks to Boner Jones over here she blew me off!

by GooseBombBrothers December 17, 2011

Boner-popping

(adv) A word used to describe an extremely attractive female, based upon the response elicited in a viewing male.

Tom: Sarah is SO hot.
Bill: I know what you mean. She's boner-popping hot.

by Turkey Slapper April 21, 2008

boner bank

a personal group of mental images (or memories) of intimate moments that can always be counted on to still arouse you

Since Tonya and I aren't together anymore, I have had to make a lot of visits to the boner bank.

by yourlittlesecret August 6, 2010

boner kryptonite

A ugly woman, a woman so ugly your dick shrivels

"That bitch is fucking boner kryptonite!"

by Revlic September 7, 2007

Boner Inducing

Something that is just so hot it gives you a boner despite your greatest efforts to prevent it.

Mike: I just saw a picture of Mudkip's dad naked!

Jim: Wow, that is so boner inducing. Now I don't need to take a Viagra! :D

by Greg427 January 13, 2009

boner kill

verb- the act of losing one's erection due to any of the five senses being negatively influenced by an un attractive lifeform.

Lafawnda just boner killed me.

by Hamsandwiches August 24, 2005