calgary road block

is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.

So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served

by Justa Do'nmyjob July 22, 2008

kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare

i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

cock blockalypse

An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.

"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"

by Jbru202 November 17, 2009

around the block

A term for a woman who has sexual experience.

Jen has been around the block more than once.

by bbwloverjoe October 14, 2007

Blookvark Dronk

How you tell people that you are blackout drunk whilst being blackout drunk

*at a party* Guy 1: Hey dude, are you good? Guy 2: Blookvark dronk

by My name is baddy October 21, 2020

blooks

The opposite of glooks (good looks). You say this when something happens and you don’t like it. Instead of saying glooks so you stay Blooks.

Guy 1: Yo he just canceled the plans on us last second
Guy 2: Blooks bro

by followmeonyoutube May 24, 2021

Block-and-drop joint

A bar in the early 1910's, which served "needled" or fortified beer. So called because you have a drink, walk a block and drop dead. Also called a "blind pig."

The proprietors of the block-and-drop joint had set up a practice of drugging their beer, then rolling the patrons that passed out.

by Alan June 4, 2004