Bible Of Misogyny 7:7

"Don't chase her, replace her."

P1: Bro, I'm trying to go on a date with this girl for like a month

P2: Don't chase her, replace her. It's verse from Bible Of Misogyny 7:7.

by makj February 8, 2022

flat billed ball cap

The 21st century dunce hat.

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.

by Kirkury May 29, 2022

bialek

adj. Totaly chill; describes a very sexy confidence.

Man, that was so bialek of you!

by anner b. June 29, 2007

Bible basher

Someone who bashes the bible in every sentence

In other words they should of just rolled down the inside of their mamas leg

Jim: God made that and that and that an-

Bob: shut up you uneducated bible basher, your obviously a mistake

by RealGForce May 27, 2020

Bible

A book written by man, not God. That covers the life of discipled and how's God's message was delivered and interpreted from each chosen individual. Throughout time and the spreading of the Bible from land to land. Translations and key words were misinterpreted; twisted; and overlooked.

Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son

evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear

The devil lived and evol is love as seen in the Bible. Our pass has past. We need to treat our planet and each other better!

by PoP-Rox January 14, 2021

The bible

Bullshit

Guy 1: have you read the bible?
Guy 2: no, its complete bullshit

by DislikedBum November 17, 2018

The Bible

The Bible is the way for happy eternal life. People do not like The Bible because it restricts all the sinful "fun". But people love their sin (all the authors of the definitions above) so they decide to go to Hell.

Christian: "Hey, Jesus loves you, don't do that to yourself. Try reading The Bible, it's a The greatest book you will ever read with all he answers you need"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"

by Csgo7daysban May 19, 2021