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beans

A term for fat, based on its appearance. Commonly used in the self-harm community to obfuscate the true meaning.
Katie self-harms

Katie: Ah fuck, I hit beans
by NoelleDoesSpore November 29, 2021
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beans

fuel for ass blasting, commonly found in cans
"smells like somebody ate some beans"

"you smelt if you delt it"
by IanBellpepper February 27, 2022
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Beans.

Used as a confirmation, like "Ok" or "10-4"

Shortened from "Cool Beans"
by xisonc September 8, 2022
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Beans in the Wall

An annoying show for little kids you can watch on YouTube. It features a blue guy with a beanie with a pompom on it, some glasses guy who… surprise mf! Has never been on a bus before, some Uniqua from backyardigans looking ass, some girl who wears running equipment and rain boots, some guy who thinks he’s so cool because his name is Jack, he wears a baseball cap, and he skateboards (although the only cool jack is laughing jack), and some 3-year-old baby who believes she can visit stars.
Person 1: Beans in The Wall is a stupid baby show!
Person 2: But I like that show.
Person 1: Listen here, Boris. Like it and I’m not your friend anymore.
Person 2: I’ll be good.
by ProudPansexual February 14, 2023
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beans

ur actually gay
i like beans
merry christmas from an autistic can of beans
by urwrongandimright August 20, 2023
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beans have been split

Ibby: do you even know a Sarah?

Melenia: nope!!

Ibby: so the beans have been split!
by anonymous November 5, 2023
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smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another
Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night
by Therapist69 November 16, 2014
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