Beat off Like a Monkey 

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

Beat off Like a Monkey by sjp092 February 16, 2010

beat sex 

The simple act of putting one's phone speaker, into one's vagina, playing dubstep (or glitch step your choice), at full volume and letting the vibrations please them.

"Dude! Have you heard? Emily had beat sex in the school's bath room?!"

beat sex by L3xis April 24, 2016

Beat the cheeks 

Beat the cheeks is when you wanna wreck a girls walls and she willing to let you hit

Boi with that big ol booty I would beat the cheeks so fast

Beat the cheeks by DarkDrakeJr April 25, 2016

beat it and skeet 

The act of fucking someone but have no intentions of a relationship

Paul only used ole girl to beat it and skeet.

beat it and skeet by 😎🅿️💦 January 4, 2017

Beat off music 

An expression typically used in the American Midwest to describe any song on the radio that is truly pleasing to the ear canals.

*Livin’ on a Prayer comes on the radio*

Person 1: “Aw man this is beat off music!”

Beat off music by BeatOffMusician July 21, 2018

Beat Feet 

To beat feet means to go somewhere quickly. It can be used as either an explanation for having to rush some place (eg. I had to beat feet to get there on time), or for telling someone to get away (eg. He wanted to hang out with us, but I told him to beat feet). Common term in the Army.

The drill sergeant was yelling at me to hurry up, so I had to beat feet in order to get there before he lost it!

This dude was trying to hang out with me and my bros, but we told him to beat feet because he’s a nerd.

Beat Feet by Melonhead December 13, 2018

Beat the Liberal 

To masturbate

Some Yellow Boi: I gonna beat the liberal in 8 hours, 16 minutes, 35 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds.
Liberal across the street: *Has a mental breakdown because using a ukulele is cultural appropriating the Hawaiian people*

Beat the Liberal by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 2, 2019