branting

to be way to drunk or high

Dude, that's his 9th beer! He must be brantinged!!!

by ewpride November 5, 2003

Turkey Basting

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

by billy joe hoe yo mo fo SHO December 21, 2007

batting practice

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005

Head-banging

The state at which one is trying to stay awake but failing resulting in the slowly down-turning head and quick rise up when one realizes their falling which occurs over and over resulting in a motion that when sped up resembles the act of head-banging.

Introduced by a popular sports commercial in which the culprit was recorded on their phone falling asleep and then the video was sped up and put to slayer sounding music.

Whispers "Hey look at him"

"Haha, yeah, he's head-banging hardcore"

by Herolvl1 October 8, 2013

batting

Coming from the term bat which means marijuana cigarette, batting is to smoke multiple "bats" with a group of friends over the course of one day, usually outside and in different locations.

hey man want to go batting?

Sure Ill huck in.

by Merner October 9, 2006

Banging the blocks

Another term for sexual intercourse in which the blocks are in reference to the testicles also known as balls deep.

"Man, I'd love to bang the blocks to her" or "Are you still talking? I should have been banging the blocks to you an hour ago."

by Mary L August 29, 2005

Banging tunes

A song that is loved by many on a huge scale. For example most of the music from 1999-2009 is classed in this category. The song 'where is the love' by the black eyed peas would be classed as a banging tune (TBH all black eyed peas songs are banging tunes.) but some songs are good just not quite to the level of banging that we might hope. Today's music will never amount to that of the past. It was a sad day for me when I spoke to a child who knew who iggy azalea was but had never heard of s club 7. What is the world coming to?

more examples of banging tunes:
Fergalicious-Fergie
Bootylicious-Destiny's child
Hips don't lie-Shakira
Stacy's Mom-Fountains of Wayne

by Notabean457 November 4, 2015