Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse
"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."
by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020
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Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.
Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.
by Docdude November 02, 2016
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banana smash

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.
The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.
by Bananas smash March 25, 2017
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Banana Dirt

The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.
Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"
by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009
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banana soul

Banana soul is a fullfilled life and the highest um... euphoria a... ay... person could have. Or highest sense of euphoria and... um... now... (Jo, you can have the controller again).
To reach Banana soul you need Ellie’s approval , other ways include:
-Being a good boss.
-Following Ellie’s instagram @BananaSoule and liking all photos.
-Liking commenting and subscribing Alpharad plus’ videos.
-Getting it from someone who already has one
-Can I have some banana soul Boss baby?
-I’m Baby
-thanks!
by Plussy_Skylander December 07, 2019
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Skip The Banana

To “Skip A Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)
To “Skip The Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

“Yo Sean, did you get with that gay guy Andrew.”

Sean- “Nah bro, I skipped that banana”
by The Man With Glasses July 05, 2018
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Third Banana

Being the third best. Similar to “playing second fiddle
by LeSabre1993 November 28, 2019
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