Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion
by Roxyroo May 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
by KokoKL June 4, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by chilino February 22, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.
by Tino 31 May 21, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family
by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. 
Get the Brandonmug.