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you know that brandon don that made the tridents come
Brandon by come here now July 25, 2018
a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.
calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye
brandon by brandizzy July 27, 2018
A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere
Brandon is a crack head.
Brandon by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018
Brandon You My stoopid nigga
Brandon by Mystery2002 November 7, 2018
Someone who looks like George "Joji" Miller and denies it when people tell him its true
Person 1: Hey you look like Joji!

Person 2: I am not a BRANDON
Brandon by Enigm_A November 10, 2018
I’m a gay faggot and I’m racist to others. My hobbies are dick sucking
Brandon let’s go and give me head
Brandon by Unlovelyriver06 December 22, 2018