Brandon

Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.

Someone tell Brandon to stfu!

by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019

Brandon

The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion

Look at that loser, he must be a Brandon

by Roxyroo May 2, 2019

Brandon

a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family

look at the brandon person

by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.

Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself

by Tino 31 May 21, 2018

Brandon

is the person that makes mistakes and is kind of funny but relay annoying

Brandon He is sometimes a kind guy and very annoying

by chilino February 22, 2017

Brandon

A person who acts like a dick. Brandon is gay and scares females.

Brandon is Gay

by Cncjck November 21, 2016

Brandon

a guy who is fat and pretends to be healthy by eating caesar salad and jogging for 5 minutes.

brandon u gay. - gabe itches

by datgaiboy6996 January 10, 2020