Awkward Slice 

The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.

Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.

Fatso 1: Call the awkward slice

Fatso 2: You call what?

Fatso 1: The last slice thats noones.

Awkward Slice by Jackkie-92 February 25, 2013

Awkward shrub

The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.

"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."

Awkward shrub by Shrubbery August 2, 2013

Awkward Tickler 

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.

Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"

Awkward Tickler by George FP January 1, 2014

awkward buttsex 

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".

Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."

awkward buttsex by butt_muncher July 17, 2014

Awkward Porker 

An awkward erection.

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!

Awkward Porker by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015

awkward test 

We're you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend

Boy-hey do u wanna play the awkward test
Girl-no thanks I can never get past level 5

awkward test by Austincmahone1 December 12, 2015

awkward henry 

When your gun is half-cocked. Or in other words, your dick.

Dude, me and my girlfriend were making out last night and I totally had an awkward Henry the entire time.

awkward henry by awkwardhenry May 9, 2016