Crap Attack

when your ass is blocked full of shit, and it all splurts out like fluid from a bottle.

'I just had a crap attack at work today and I got fired'

by Tom Bramley May 10, 2006

creep attack

a potential suitor (male) in a bar who is visibly interested in talking to a female...usually spotted by a friend. characteristics include: an inability to look at anything but his victim, suspicious conduct..i.e. looking over someone's shoulder to catch a glance at said female, animated, visibly interested behavior, a lack of shame to stop at nothing in pursuing the target of his desire. also known for approaching his victim's friends for information - including asking what is her drink of choice is so he can sneakily purchase one for her. Another signature move of the creep attack is to leave his business card with the female's friends to be given to her later. also known as a predator.

"dude. did you see that guy trying to talk to me in the bar last night?? what a creep attack!!"

also can be used as a verb, such as "don't look now but dude at the bar is totally creep attacking on you"

by frenchassassin October 17, 2008

Shark Attack

A Facebook game where an attacker sends at least a full line of emoticon sharks (^^^) through Facebook chat to a victim. Then the attacker quickly goes offline before the victim can respond.

The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.

Any typos result in a direct disqualification.

Aw fuck, I just got Shark Attacked!

by FrodoLives28 October 26, 2010

spaz attack

a moment when someone who is not a spaz acts like a spaz

adams just had a spaz attack he couldnt answer 1+1

by soph star January 14, 2008

jap attack

when someone creeps up behind you and attacks you with no warning

comes from the unprovoked jap attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941--but those bastards paid for it--Little Boy and Fat Man

Donyell got jap attacked by Leroy and his posse while chillin' in his own crib yo! Word!

by Steve February 12, 2004

personally attacked

To feel violated

I feel personally attacked

by Jdjdjjdnciddn November 21, 2016

Shark Attack

When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!

My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!

by Ricky Chinchilla April 27, 2011