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The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.
I recite the parental mantra every morning.
by shittickler March 22, 2024
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priscilla lima parente

shes brazilian but lives in miami. she was born in new jersey and has freckles. she went to presbyterian then pinecrest then carver then reef then palmetto. shes v silly and fun
person 1.you wanna be friends with this brazilian miami girl shes unpredictable
person 2. oh lit i think ur talking about priscilla lima parente
by frannie crosiff July 18, 2023
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IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.
I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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havis parents

Girl i’ll be havis parents if i dont study hard
girl im havis parents as a chile
by Ray_ma October 31, 2025
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Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.
I have been parenting Zeke
by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019
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a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."
by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017
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