April 28th

If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.

"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)

by Sirsploit August 16, 2023

april 9th

april 9th is the day prince philip died

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze

by nevnevnev123 April 9, 2021

april 33

National fuck mum birb (emoo) day
Also known as May 3

Hey guess what.

What.
Today is April 33.
Get on yo knees bitch

by April 33 April 23, 2019

April 1

National host a nerf batttle day

Friend: hey bro
Me: u have nerf gun right?

Friend yeah what is it?

Me: it's april 1!

by ryanjohn@123 December 17, 2021

April 12

The birthday of the best person in the world, the person who makes me feel great, the person who makes my life happy:)

Happy birthday joli

Look it's joli's birthday on April 12

by Captakn April 9, 2022

April 29

A day to appreciate your mother for all her hard work!

×: let's get your mom some cake.
O: why?
X: Uh Duhhh! ITS APRIL 29TH, MOM DAY NOW GET HER SOME CAKE!!!

by Wandering-Soul♡ April 28, 2023

April 14th

Fuck a friend day. The day two friends fuck and keep it low-key

Chris: Today is April 14th I can’t wait to fuck Olivia my friend.

by Hardy12 April 11, 2022