Alberto

the act of acting like Alberto the most badass troublmakin son of a b**** out there. funny as hell. daredevilish attitude

"damn he's following the legendary Alberto footsteps"

by unflteredbadassedness February 7, 2010

Alberta

(alˈbərtə) verb. To aggressively drive one's vehicle as if it had high clearance 4x4, regardless of the vehicle's said ability. Often includes taking three parking stalls. Termed after the driving habits of the eponymous Canadian province.

This road is not wide enough for a u-turn, watch me alberta it.

by Aaron is Rad August 27, 2013

Alberth

A unique way to spell "Albert" This man has unfairly received a bad rap for situations beyond his control. Quiet, calm, funny, empathetic, and amazing at Super Smash Bros. If you meet a wild Alberth out in the field, try offering him free food and expect to become friends INSTANTLY.

Man: Hey, did you read that inaccurate definition of Alberth made in 2009?
Woman: Yeah, that person must have been SUPER salty about something smh.

by Bla1 November 17, 2016

red lantern alert

Beware of asian drivers, when one of them cuts you off or just does a dumb driving maneuver in front or beside you throwing your car in peril.

This term comes from the observation that many asian drivers (in Toronto) have red lanterns hanging from thier rear view mirrors. When you would be driving and your passenger might say to you, "Hey, watch out for the red lantern alert to the right!" Seeing an asian driver merging into your lane minus the proper signal lights and disregard for the driver's car in question.

by Sparebear75 May 11, 2007

albertane

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

by jess May 14, 2004

Red Alert 3

An RTS Game made by EALA, a wing of EA Games. It's a part of the Command and Conquer: Red Alert subfranchise.

The first EA RTS which is awsome since Generals.

RA1 Fan: I HATE RA2 AND RED ALERT 3 BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY AND NOT SERIOUS!!!

RA2 Fan: I HATE RA3 BECAUSE IT ISN'T EXACTLY LIKE RA2 LIKR I WANTED IT TO BE!!!

Normal RTS fan (with brains): Great, a new RTS! I'll see what people write about it.

by Marzillius October 18, 2008

Dirty Alberto

The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.

I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.

by Greg Ross November 21, 2006