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Adultromise

(Made up noun) - The mixture of the words Adult and Compromise. To pretend that one has made an Adult decision, given their ability to justify the action or something terrible that they are about to do, because the result could have been worse if they had taken a different course
I was forced to adultromise and only purchase 2 bottles of bourbon for the party tonight.
Adultromise by thuganomical April 20, 2018
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adultgarten

A group of adult that behave like little children in locked areas (offices and etc.) or opened areas (forests and etc.), AKA men-children/women-children.
"It is a catastrophe! A lot of teenage-looking men and women are running around building!"
"Adultgarten. It seems, they haven't grown from kindergarten much. Oh,well."

adultery slut 

A man or woman who tries to sleep with people who are married and tries to fuck that shit up
"Alex, you're a slut .... you're an adultery slut"
adultery slut by scrummybag February 21, 2018

adultingly 

To think and act smartly and maturely. The proper way not to fuck up adult situations
Please think smartly and adultingly in your choices
adultingly by Vagabond! November 26, 2018

Adultizer 

A youth who pursues much older people sexually and romantically but only to play around with them with no real intention to take the relationship seriously.
At 14 she had dated a lot of men over twice her age and broken a few hearts. No one could deny she was a proper adultizer but oddly the men weren't mad at her for that.
Adultizer by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

Adultress 

A bitch who pays her own bills
adulting
No adultress needs a SO to take care of business.
Adultress by Leo9money August 2, 2019

adultyish 

A person who is over the age of 18 & may or may not live on their own (most of the time they don’t live on their.) They might pay their cell phone bill ( that being the only bill they pay if they still live at home with their parents.) They still need help knowing how do everyday things that “ACTUAL ADULT ADULTS” do
He is becoming more adultyish Day by day.
adultyish by Silly Sally 75 October 29, 2019