Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.

He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.

by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010

weed-stuff

Devices and such pertaining to the ingestion of flowers by various methods

"The dudes down at head shop know all about the latest and greatest weed-stuff."

by wbojangles December 2, 2014

Weed Leech

A pothead that never pays for their share of weed.

guy 1: "Hey, you gonna chip in for this weed?"
guy 2: "No"
guy 1: "OK, so you're just gonna bum it off of me you Weed Leech!?"

by Batt Manta September 12, 2016

miracle weed

The little bits of marijuana you find laying around your room after you've exhausted your stash and are desperate.

After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.

by KittenInAStocking July 10, 2012

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

Dory Weed

Dory Weed is a term used to describe a weed strain that produces short term memory losses. The term is inspired by the character Dory from Finding Nemo.

Dude I just forgot what we were talking about, this is some good dory weed.

by Bubblizz July 3, 2020

weed community

Everyone who smokes the good green

Jonny is part of the weed community

by wookieweed November 1, 2015