Phil: I want to scuba dive.
Phil’s aunt: oh Phil can’t scuba dive because his heart’s too pure.
Phil: oh man!
Phil’s aunt: oh Phil can’t scuba dive because his heart’s too pure.
Phil: oh man!
Phil cannot scuba dive.
by Mandadii September 1, 2018
Get the Philmug. A 2 time stanley cup winner and avid hot dog seller has played for Boston Bruins, Toronto Maple Leafs, Pittsburgh Penguins, and finally Arizona Coyotes
by yoinkity yoink January 22, 2020
Get the Phil Kesselmug. A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.
Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil
Ah great, is there anything else dear?
Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil
Ah great, is there anything else dear?
by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021
Get the Dr Philmug. This was a the definition of abuser. This person is extremely annoying and cannot seem to just leave Falon, Summer and Bailey alone. Send this person to prison urgently.
by Amazing person 😜 February 11, 2022
Get the grandad phil the girlmug. by pitems69 January 15, 2021
Get the Practice Philmug. Three pump phill is the name for a man that can only satisfy himself leaving his mrs to sort herself out
by Vikingallan December 14, 2019
Get the Three pump philmug. by Suvjet November 13, 2017
Get the Phil Swiftmug.