Comfort Zombie

A person who has given up a real life full of risk, reward and personal growth for the comfort of 500 channels, a super-sized diet and a beige, velour recliner. They sadly believe that comfort, ease and the avoidance of pain are the most important things in life.

Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.

by kabukulator October 1, 2010

Fashion Zombie

Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!

I was just raped by this totally hot fashion zombie.

by Doody Grese October 18, 2010

zombie shift

Working the late or closing shift, only to have the opening shift the next day.

I worked until 10pm last night and have to come in tomorrow at 7:15am. I Got the Zombie shift again. "Zombie shift"

by Lunch-box January 19, 2014

zombie issue

A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.

Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."

by xnlover May 16, 2013

Zombie Texter

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.

1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.

by HalfBlood December 9, 2008

Faith Zombie

A person who walks around for no reason other than to make people join their cause, however pointless and inane it is.

"The convention was flooded with Faith Zombies waving their appendages and pamphlets at me."

by Gearmond January 3, 2009

swamp zombie

An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.

I don't know if *it* was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.

by swampzombiefetish January 23, 2014