YouTube Money

A noun describing an enormous sum of currency acquired by posting videos on the interwebs.

Generally YouTube wizards have majestically reached this feat by posting videos of kittens, groin shots, live t.v. profanities, and self-help clips.

As soon as 10,000 views has been reached, the video uploader instantly becomes unfathomably rich.

Never over exaggerated and always exact, such as when speaking to a friend:
-"Yo, you finna buy Bears tickets for Sunday?"
-"I'ma buy the team after I get that YouTube Money. Got 50 views yesterday"

Can be used in business situations as well:
-"How is that Q1 report looking"
-"Dismal Sir, but we are projected to turn everything around in Q2. Two words, 'YouTube Money'"

by OogaBoogaMan September 25, 2014

wait 'til it comes out on youtube

A new phrase to describe movies you really don't want to see. Before we waited for the DVD, now we can wait for youtube.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see 'The Love Guru' yet?

Guy 2: "No way dude. I think I'll wait 'til it comes out on youtube"

by nate bortolini December 23, 2008

Youche

Youche = You Douche.

You: Your Mom.
Me: Youche.

by Youche May 15, 2010

Youtube

The video sharing site that allows you to "broadcast yourself". Launched in 2005 and purchased by Google in 2006, the site was good until around late 2008/early 2009 when Youtube started acting more like a dictatorship, enforcing stupid copyright rules, forcing users to adapt to new designs and formats they don't want, eliminating user groups, and requiring users to sit through ads before letting them watch their video. If you are thinking of starting an account I urge you to reconsider. If you currently have an account, I would consider deleting it and not returning until Youtube agrees to return to the way things worked from around 2005-mid 2008.

Youtube has gone to hell since Google took over. They want to kick the everyday you and me users off the site and only allow popular people like Fred and Rebecca Black to post videos. To the YT heads, if you don't pay money, you aren't worth their time.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 4, 2012

YouTube Commenters

Quite possibly the worst "people" on the planet.These cretins represent the worst of the lot in humanity and post their vile and disgusting comments to somehow vent their unholy bile vicariously through these random videos.they range from perversion,homophobia,racism,intimidation,hatred towards law enforcement officers,jealously,rage,cyber bullying and death threats.

A great deal of these posters are unemployed,still living at home or in the basement.They are slovenly looking with scraggly beards and out of shape,distrusting of the government and usually spend their pathetic existences consuming energy drinks,cunsuming prescription drugs and toggling from playing Xbox to posting disgusting comments on youtube.

youtube commenters,aren't human

by Ratherfish June 9, 2014

yoeth

Variation of yo for those obsessed with Shakespeare or being saucy wenches.

aimer1: yo
aimer2: yoeth

by The Banana Slayer August 6, 2006

YouTubeable

1) A video that is able to be uploaded to YouTube.
2) A video worthy of being uploaded to YouTube.
3) A video that can be found on YouTube.

1) Dad: "I just took some digital video of the dog doing a deuce. Is it YouTubeable?
2) Son: "Technically most videos are, dad, but while it's YouTubeable, it's not exactly YouTubeable, nawmsayin'?
3) Mother: "What is this YouTube you speak of? Can I watch my favorite old episodes of Falcon Crest on this amazing new service?"
Son: "Uh... You can look for that, mom, but by and large I think that show is just too old to be YouTubeable."

by Transformers3People0 October 17, 2010