The Wizard

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!

"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!

by Adolf Oliver Nipples September 27, 2005

wizard

1)a proffesional male magician, usually of great age and knowledge and ranked of greater skill than a shaman or enchanter

2)one of great skill or knowledge in a certain area, especially computers

3)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures

1)The wizard muttered a strange word, and with a wave of his hand he transformed the egg into an omelette.

2)Frank is a typing wizard.

3)I used the Win Zip (R) wizard to recongigure the files.

by Dannyboy July 1, 2003

Wizard Sleeve

When I female's private region has been so badly abused, it hangs limply like the sleeve of a wizard's robe.

Man, I heard that Jamie was with Big ol' Beverly last night.

He said when he got finished, her box was tore up like a creepy Wizard Sleeve!

by Shoeshine Boy March 7, 2010

white wizard

its when u cum in a girls hair and then spike it up like a wizard cone :)

brent got a white wizard from his boyfriend

by jorge salazar October 11, 2005

Wizard

Drug slang for an ounce. Derived from the abbreviation oz. Which reads out as OZ. Which then formulates into Wizard of Oz.

Man, Chris picked up a Wizard of some dank headies the other night.

by CritterFur July 10, 2010

Wizard

1. A fictional character, "spell caster".

2. Term used on 4chan, used to describe an awesome person

1. There was a wizard in the forest who gave my mom a larger penis

2. ARE YOU A WIZARD?

by 2ninja4you2handle May 19, 2011

e-wizard

A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.

Should be used in a derogatory manner.

"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris

"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris

by Zenhachirou November 26, 2005