Courtesy Wipe 

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.

(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)

Courtesy Wipe by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

Ass Wipe 

A person by the name Ben

"Omg cant believe him." " Yeah he is a Ben." Meaning he is a Ass Wipe.

Ass Wipe by Ben Wipes You February 1, 2019

Ass-wipe 

Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone

“Luke is the BIGGEST ass-wipe to Mr Smith, he problay has a secret shrine to him.”

Ass-wipe by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019

ass wipe 

When someone is being a total dickhead you call them an ass wipe

madi: LAUREN WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING
lauren: NOTHING
madi: STOP BEING A FUCKIN ASS WIPE

ass wipe by dcjaevnbghisf April 19, 2019

Penis Wipe 

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

Penis Wipe by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

Ass wipe 

A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka

Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself

Ass wipe by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019

Polite Wipe 

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.

I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.

Polite Wipe by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019