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Weathered

When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.
I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.
by Rnrdozer February 8, 2017
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reese witherspoon

A gorgeous down to earth brilliant actress who was married to a man who looked more feminine than she did and who also did not deserve her
Ryan Phillipe divorced Reese Witherspoon because she won an oscar and he was'nt man enough to handle it.
by juiice February 10, 2007
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fair weather fan

A person who claims to be a fan of "The Office," but believes the show will suck without Steve Carell.
Person 1: "OMG I llooovveee The Office!!"

Person 2: "So do I! I can't wait to see who will replace Michael Scott as boss!"

Person 1: "Ugh. Forget about it! That show is done! The Office is going to suck without Michael. I'm not going to watch it anymore."

Person 2: "Wow. You are the biggest fair weather fan!"
by Grey Poupon July 12, 2011
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Weatherly

Girls named Weatherly are crazy, fun, and usually lesbian. You will be confused and probally offended by her at first but will learn to love her weirdo ways. All Weatherlys are shorties, but can beat you up and win any fight verbally of phisically. Honestly, Weatherlys are great people to be around!
Weatherly and I are going to the park today!
by Moon girl xxx707 March 6, 2018
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Weatherwax

To weatherwax someone is to influence someone in a manner Granny Weatherwax would influence someone. Granny Weatherwax is a character on the Discworld created by Terry Pratchett. She is a witch, but on Discworld witches are the people who win the day and kick ass!
That guy just weatherwaxed me yesterday in the middle of the conversation.

Stop arguing before I weatherwax you!
by filabuster March 3, 2009
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The most LEGENDARY, MYTHICAL, MAGICAL, MYSTICAL, COOLEST, MOST AWESOME BLOCK IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
by James Zentech June 21, 2022
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Wetter than an otters pocket

can't wait to say this XD
Idris: You seem wetter than an otters pocket tonight
Willow:oh my😳
Idris: *cool wink*
Willow: MARRY ME NOW SENPAI
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