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shiz a crappin weiner

1.when something soooo ourtageously dumb happens that you happen to blurt those words out....

2.when you have no other words to say to describe a situation.....
3.when an ugly skank walks by and gives you a dirty look
1. Ron Ron And Chip Were Walking Down The Street Dressed As 80 Year Old Street Walkers
2."He For Got What We Were Talking About"- Ron Ron

" Hizzzz A Crappin Weiner"- Chip
3. *Ugly Skank Walks By And Gives Dirty Look*

" Shiz A Crappin Weiner If She Thinks Were Not Going To

Say Anything To Her!! "- Ron Ron And Chip
by Ron Ron And Chip September 3, 2009
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Needling the weiner

The act grabbing a man's penis and sticking a needle in the hole and shoving it in as far as possible.
He just randomly started needling the weiner.
by BobobobobobobBOB!!! July 7, 2010
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Weiner sniff

This occurs when, for whatever reason, you are giving someone oral sex and you miss and go up there nose. Usually followed by a shlanoinker.
Yeah, my mouth raping turned into a weiner sniff. I still can't smell anything.
by *insertnamehere* March 16, 2007
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Weiner

Its like a big 'ol' penis....except for its not!!!
by vurtoity November 24, 2010
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Rice Weiner

Terminology used to describe an asians penis. Roughy one quarter inch (half a lorenz).
I enjoy watching asain porn because seeing a Rice Weiner makes me feel huge!
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Hairy weiner aka harold weiner

Mr. Bo jangles' brother's friend's doctor's husband's veterarian's sister's cousin.

A guy slangin' some dope shit (the flamest polyester on the northwest side)
a negro: Hey, where's Harold?
b negro: FUCK YOU CRACKHEAD!!
by MeowMixer October 5, 2004
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weiner salad

A common nickname for Mills E. Godwin's own Jack Salidino. Known as a true weiner salad, Jack accels in all aspects of baseball, more specifically catching. He is a god walking among mere mortals, starting at catcher in JV as a freshman. Announcers got the nickname after adoring fans playing at the varsity level began chanting "JACK WEINER SALAD" at the sight of him.
"Now hitting, the catcher, number 7, Jack Weiner Salad"

"Hey did you see Weiner Salad? His cup got shattered by the pitching machine. Oh that Weiner Salad..."
by Darklord664 July 30, 2008
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