Weasel lips

A girl who sometimes doesn't think before she does things and is very sorry and wishes she had a time machine, but doesn't have bad intentions, and when given the chance tries to be the best girlfriend ever because she is crazy about her man.

Weasel lips made a joke that her man got really mad about and now she is trying to fix it.

by maria43 July 17, 2010

weasel

the mons veneris, or pubic mound

from Wicked Weasel bikinis, famous because of what their micro bikinis barely cover

She was mostly clean shaven except for a tiny tuft of hair on her fat little weasel.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

Gym Weasel

Chris Rowan Smith

Hahaha look at that Gym Weasel, I have seen more meat on a badgers penis!

by albot88 January 23, 2014

weezel

the one and only (also known as urd)

weezel is the coolest person ive ever met, by the way, did you see his butt pirate?

by WEEZEL May 6, 2003

Weasel

a small, annoying, person who dyes thier fringe blue and thinks thier clever! NOT! Also they think they're cool and good at everything.

Josh moran is a weasel

by Dave davisson February 20, 2008

weasel piss

weasel piss to mean the bottom of a drink by which people say is mostly spit.

ex. 1

Dude: "Yo man, you wanna finish this?"

Man: "Nah dude, I don't want your weasel piss."

ex. 2

Dude: "Hey, there's a little left in here."

Bro: "That's all weasel piss."

by Sittin' Easy March 29, 2009

Wenzel

Verb-The act of Wenzeling is to, promptly after ejaculating in or around a girls mouth to slap her across the face with the semi flaccid penis. Please not that a fully erect penis, or a non erect penis will work for this maneuver, however, best results are obtained when a semi flaccid penis is used.

Last night, after the blow job, I Wenzeled her so hard I broke her jaw.

by wenz007 February 2, 2009