google work

To do your homework using google. To just type in the question and get the first answer from google.

Jo: This project doesn't look yours. You weren't even listening in class. How'd you know what photosynthesis is?
Ben: Google work!

by dsfasdfasfasf September 26, 2005

Work doormat

Somebody who gets completely walked all over at work. They work over-time for free and they don't stand their ground at all.

Alice: What you up to tonight bae?
James: I'm on call tonight AGAIN!
Alice: But they don't even pay you for that?! You're such a work doormat!!

by imsofuckingquiche February 18, 2015

Da Works

Giving someone Da Works is when you remove, mute, block communications, file complaint and avoid the player on any gaiming system or in real life.

If you kill me one more time i'm going to give you Da Works.

by DoomedSoul16 October 9, 2011

working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

by bige42785 August 25, 2011

squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.

Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs

by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017

Work Of Shame

Participating in work/business activities having slept in and still wearing the prior days clothing and/or hair and makeup.

Does not involve a walk of shame/sexual activities.

I feel a little less than fresh since Im doing the work of shame...

by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018

Wake and Work

Usually refers to those that work the early morning shifts. Also, common among those in their adolescent or college years. A wake and bake compliments a wake and work quite nicely. Although a wake and bake is optional, it feels like an obligation to one’s self. If circumstances permit, one could squeeze extra sleep in and be at work in 15 minutes after waking.

I wake and work everyday for my 5 in the morning shifts.

by mgibson746 October 31, 2014