If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
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I was going to get Sandy something, but when I got to the florist I got a case of 'Valentine's Dismay' How can they charge that much?
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'Dude, Jeff's never gotten anywhere with that bitchy girlfriend of his. But he totally got some valengina the other night because he got her roses and flowers for Valentine's Day.'
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judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!
judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!
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Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.
Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.
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All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.
Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion
All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.
Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion
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