two ball screwball

the two ball screwball is when you are reverse titty fucking a girl while she is sucking/licking your testicles.

dude i two ball screwballed the shit out of that girl last night

by coreyvdw July 22, 2006

two faced

Two faced is when a friend has two sides. they act one way in front of u but when they not near u they talk about u

me:hi u want to go to the movies
two faced:sure

kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno

by tina4590 February 13, 2010

Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

by Jake March 26, 2004

Two-squared

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.

Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"

by duke5572 October 29, 2007

two week rule

If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.

You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.

by legocreations February 8, 2010

Two Hit Wonder

1) To have two hits, then fade from popularity
2) To be a one hit wonder that returns with a second hit later on in his/her career

Billy Ray Cyrus is an example of two hit wonder because he first rose to fame with "Achy Breaky Heart" and then came back strong years later with Hannah Montana.

by Kink E. Sizemore July 23, 2010

Two minute drill

The act of searching a bar for intoxicated women to bring home within minutes of the bar closing. This usually occurs after the begining of the evening is spent binge drinking and scouting out available women. You may hear people yell "OMAHA!!" before beginning their search. This is done to mimic football legends Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, who use the expression while calling plays with under two minutes remaining in a football game.

Yo Piff...I'm pickled. Time to run the two minute drill. OMAHA!! OMAHA!!

by Pick Majick July 30, 2010