Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 7, 2022

Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.

Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Be good for me to bag a couple miles. .

by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022

Allyson Two

An "Allyson Two" is eight of two kinds of something, four and four. Usually referring to ordering hot beverages.

I would like to order an Allyson Two of Turkish coffee and tea. You would receive four cups of Turkish coffee and four cups of tea, totaling eight cups.

by Yahyah Alttaw'am April 12, 2016

two-duder

When someone is performing a task too large for one person. A job that can't be done by oneself.

When you see one of your friends struggling to move a couch by himself. Thats a two-duder. That looks like a heavy fridge, definitely a two-duder

by Bigshooter Rc April 19, 2020

Two stepping

An individual that thinks they can fuck around.

Somebody who comes around like a joker and tries to cause a scene, alter the vibes in a nusicane/annoying type of way, a problematic individual. A cocky or overconfident individual that doesn't know how to act. An individual that throws hate or shade lowkey in a funny or sarcastic manner.

Yeah me and Jack were having a real serious conversation. All of a sudden Johnny comes around and starts two stepping acting phony being himself, fucking around snooping around joking around. Take a f*ckng hike Johnny

by therealest94 February 7, 2020

Two-Dividual

Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"

Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"

by DefineSomeMysteriousGuy March 7, 2023

Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.

A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!

by essyjizzenburger February 2, 2017