Twitter jockey

1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.

2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.

@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!

by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011

Verbal Twittering

The act of talking without noticing (or caring) if anyone is listening.

I'm watching the game on TV while my wife is on the other sofa verbal twittering. I have no idea what she's saying and it's unlikely she'll stop anytime soon to notice.

by musleh June 18, 2009

Stan Twitter

people mostly teenagers who spread awareness during a time of anger and injustice more than billionaires and influencers

they're smart and educated they probably own a stan twitter account.

by mimosa11 May 31, 2020

Stan Twitter

Typically a bunch on teenagers trying to get noticed by their favorites such as one direction. But in 2020 stan twitter seem to be the only people on twitter standing up for BLM and starting the revolution. They are fantasizing over ANON which is the biggest hacker group known, yet they are giving them pet names.

did you hear about stan twitter
yeah... they're crushing on anon again

by hoeforharold May 31, 2020

twitter zombie

When you don't do tweets for a while. But when you comeback you make the worst tweets ever made.

Person 1: Hey person 2 check out my comeback tweet "my fingers smells like poo, my feet smells like poo, my teeth smells like poo"

Person 2: OMFG!! Dude you're a Twitter Zombie!!!

by DMadoo July 25, 2009

twitter shit

When people without much social interaction randomly knock on your door and spew every minor occurance that's happened in their lives in the last few days that should have been posted on Twitter.

My annoying friend interrupted me watching a movie that I've been waiting to see forever to take a massive twitter shit in my living room.

by NevadatheBassist March 4, 2010

Black Twitter

Racism. Occasionally pseudoscience and even history, but only in *attempts* to justify or validate said racism... thats mostly it. ‘Woke’ could be thrown in there but its a given.

Guy 1: what is Black Twitter?
Guy 2: just open racism towards anyone who isnt black, mostly white but sometimes even other minorities.

Guy 1: yeah that’s what I thought.

by Cheeseball123 February 25, 2021