Timmy Turner

A Timmy Turner is someone who holds up the flow of traffic while trying to turn into a Tim Horton’s parking lot.

Can also refer to anyone who turns into a Tim’s.

“How long is this guy going to take to turn into the Tim’s?”
“He’s such a Timmy Turner!”

by lulzbet November 2, 2021

food stamp turn around

A move often made by those who are using EBT/food stamps but do not really need them. The person goes to a store and pays for all of their food with the food stamps. After walking away from the check-out lane, and possibly even going out to the car and putting the groceries away, they return and make some comment about having forgotten something. Then they go get their cigarettes and cases of beer. If possible, they enter a different check-out lane than before, hoping nobody will notice that they just used food stamps but now have plenty of cash for alcohol and tobacco.

Cashier #1: How many cases of beer did that woman buy?
Cashier #2: Ten.
Cashier #1: Wow. She must have spent more money than she did on food when she was in my lane just now.
Cashier #2: Did she pay with food stamps?
Cashier #1: Yeah, why?
Cashier #2: She came to my lane so you wouldn't see how much cash she has to spend on beer. Food stamp turn around.

by CoyoteFoxWolf October 7, 2013

turn it on

To instantly become wiser, interested or to getting the idea for the sake of one's feelings or interests--like a light bulb.

Jack:(smiling slyly to himself)I wonder what's in that shirt of that girl over--

Wilson:(smacking Jack across the back of his head)Turn it on, will ya?

by Jose Gomez March 3, 2008

turn't up

to get drunk or to get excited about something.

let's go get a bottle and get turn't up tonight...

by Pro-verb December 22, 2008

Turning blue

During a heroin overdose, some people's skin, nails and lips turn blue do to lack of oxygen in the blood stream.

"I saw my baby, she was turning blue, I knew that soon her young life would be through."- Iggy Pop

by Stillravenmad September 18, 2009

Turner Prize

English art prize generally awarded to someone who
a - went to art school
b - has spent the year being outrageous
c - produced a volume of work that gets people talking

1998 Turner Prize is awarded to Chris Ofili for the Madonna and Child with elephant dung
1995 Turner Prize is awarded to Damien Hirst for half a cow in formaldehyde

by A Legge January 24, 2006

turdfruit

A chocolate covered banana; often with peanuts or other nutty foods stuck on.

Deoz: "Fancy a chocolate-covered banana?"
Joe: "Hell no, I don't want a turdfruit."

by CrazyJoe2000 December 25, 2007