turd herd 

A group of people or kids who act like a complete shitheads.

these children are a turd herd.

turd herd by pussy destroyer 15 April 4, 2017

Turd Degree Burn 

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging

Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn

Turd Degree Burn by The real John Stamos July 7, 2017

turd foam 

The result of eating tide pods.

Caution: ingesting tide pods will result in excess turd foam during your dump cycle.

turd foam by Truth Ninja May 3, 2018

Turd burglar

A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds

Oi Dolan
Ye

Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz

Turd burglar by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018

Turd Whistle 

A Turd whistle is a Fart. Its a turd honking for the right of away.

"Brrrrrrraaaaaaapp! Did ya hear that turd whistle" "Hey there ya turd whistle" "Hey turd whistle, drop and give me 20"

Turd Whistle by fartsupply August 6, 2018

Turd weasel 

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

Turd weasel by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018

Turd lake 

A) A septic pond.
B) A body of highly polluted water.

Hey...sorry the septic tank broke. But now you have a turd lake

Turd lake by Bobdidit December 4, 2018