Moose tracking can mean one of two things
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 18, 2014
I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.
by Lee Thargic May 18, 2020
A girl who doesn't look like a drugged out junkie but is. More so refers to hardcore drugs such as meth, heroin, coke, crack, and various pills.
Are you sure she's got a gram a day heroin addiction? She's wearing Juicy sweatpants and uggs for God's sake.
Yeah, I'm positive. She's a total track princess.
Yeah, I'm positive. She's a total track princess.
by Marty's Tshirt December 24, 2013
The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer
Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.
by BinkyDaClown September 27, 2021
The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
by BinkyDaClown September 27, 2021
Generally used by military personnel to convey that they already understood something that was said to them.
Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.
Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.
Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.
Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.
by CynicalWind November 24, 2022
Jack: Owes, did you hear Paul from our year got married last weekend?
Owes: Yikes. We’re 20. That man is tracking.
Owes: Yikes. We’re 20. That man is tracking.
by Poshjoshintosch January 31, 2021