thickening poison oak

STD that gets its name by the look of the rash, it also thickens your vains

Bob hadn’t checked his balls for a week and found thickening poison oak

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Thinketh

It's like old english shakespeare for think or something. That or I made it up in a fever dream. who's to say? I'm pretty sure you can add eth to the end of any verb to make it sound fancy

The first guy: I thinketh women should get drafted just like men
The second guy: Thinketh is not a word?
The first guy: I thinketh you haven'teth readeth shakespeare

by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023

Tickety boo

Small bottle of WKD, vodka, top it up with orange juice.
It turns green.

Yo bar dog tickety boo!

by Step lupid May 27, 2023

Thickery

A charming and sometimes flirty term for a man's pubic hair when it gets too long and wild.

Honey, you need to shave or at least cut down your thickery. It's getting too long. I love you though!

by Morganeas October 12, 2023

Thickenhëizer.

An above average, just nice, the right amount of "thicc-ness".

No way man! Alice is way above average, she's "Thickenhëizer."

by Johnny Deez. November 12, 2023

thickenin' the sickenin'

This is what happens when you intentionally drink more alcohol than you necessary and thereby increasing your hangover rating to an uncomfortable level that may prevent anything decent from happening the next few days.

Louie: "Hey! Pass me that tequila and give me that Mad Dog! I wasted and it's great!"
Leroy: "Dude! Slow down! We've got that hike tomorrow with the girls and I don't want to be late!"
Louie: "You ain't got a chance with Elinor! So, let it go, nerd alert!"
Leroy: "Man, you're just thickenin' the sickenin'! You'll feel like Holy Hell tomorrow. F' it! Cheers! Let's get housed!"

by von groovy September 22, 2024

thicktional book

i am no longer calling it the 'fictional book'. with the amount of hoo-ha coming out of theists, you need faith, or he works in mysterious ways, i am too dumb to read up on peer reviewed science, and there is no logic nor facts to go with it.. just beliefs; therefore, i am, from this point on, referring to it as the 'thick-tional book' with focus on the theist sheeple in a derogative way.

go read your thicktional book and find me proof of facts.

by sams2500 December 9, 2023