Comfort Zombie

A person who has given up a real life full of risk, reward and personal growth for the comfort of 500 channels, a super-sized diet and a beige, velour recliner. They sadly believe that comfort, ease and the avoidance of pain are the most important things in life.

Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.

by kabukulator October 1, 2010

Zombie Hitler

Contrary to popular trolling, Zombie Hitler is not the final hidden boss on any of the Call of Duty: Zombies games.

I used a glitch to get to lvl 2638 on COD Zombies, AND I STILL DON'T SEE NO MUTHAFUCKIN' ZOMBIE HITLER!!!

by Danmeister April 23, 2011

Netflix Zombie

A person who has lost themselves in the world of Netflix, and lost all contact to the world around him/her, and try to "infect" others by sharing movies and tv-shows they have seen on facebook etc.

"Dude i haven't herd from Timmy in months what happened to him?"

"He went netflix zombie on us bro"

by Torai February 2, 2013

Sugar Zombies

Sugar Zombies are hybrid human/zombies. (They are initially discovered in 10 Z.A., ten years after the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.)

Sugar Zombies survive on a sugar water solution.

by Sugar Zombies October 12, 2013

zombie shift

Working the late or closing shift, only to have the opening shift the next day.

I worked until 10pm last night and have to come in tomorrow at 7:15am. I Got the Zombie shift again. "Zombie shift"

by Lunch-box January 19, 2014

zombie issue

A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.

Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."

by xnlover May 16, 2013

Faith Zombie

A person who walks around for no reason other than to make people join their cause, however pointless and inane it is.

"The convention was flooded with Faith Zombies waving their appendages and pamphlets at me."

by Gearmond January 3, 2009