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Wokeness

Rich elites' attempt at turning women, LGBT people and non-whites into the enemies of the working class.
Karen: you're cishet white man! Chech your privilege! You're the problem!

Steve: I work 9 to 5, I have a mortgage and a student debt to boot. I get it, you're educated on social issues, but all of that propaganda is funded by billionaries. They want you to hate me, not them. Now, sod off with your wokeness.
by Siberian Lynx February 21, 2025
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Woke

People who would rather genocide every european race then admit that there are races but at the same time celebrate black pride month and lobby for various races rights once they are not white. Often seen with BLM badges alongside rainbow pins.
They also claim to care about children but really they want to violate childrens rights to innocence and happiness by ramming lgbtq+ and other propagandas down their throats. They will never research where the transgender movement began or listen to victims stories of regret but carry on pedalling tolerance of depraved fetishes and encouraging mental illnesses no matter who gets hurt. Can often be found putting up drag queen story hour posters in schools or libraries.

Wokeists are often vegatarians and sonetimes vegan but also support abortion, they have never checked how babies are aborted or considered that tearing a baby limb from limb might be more cruel that shooting a cow in the head. Sometimes you will find them crying and screaming in a frenzied rage "my body, my choice" but this does not apply to vaccines which they think should be forcibly injected into people. Of course theyv never read any ingredients list of any vaccines or checked how morally good the companies supplying them are or read the side effects.

They seem to genuinely think they have moral and mental superiority and cancel any information or friend that questions them or their insanity.
Every movie now is filled with woke shite
by OpinionsAndFactsAreDifferent December 27, 2023
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Full Woke

When one goes woke, and doesn't realise, but keeps trying to be more woke, and eventually loses all dignity and accepts they are now permanently woked....and cannot be saved. Once you go full woke....well.
"Never go full woke" - A dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.
by DasGRAMMARnazi November 25, 2021
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undercover wokes

The UW is an underground cultural phenomenon primarily focused on nightlife and secretive community events.

Born in Paris in 2013, its origins nor operators are well documented.

The UW is known best for its influential events including “Metro Mixes”, “Nuclear Fallout”, “The After Party”, “Recession Rave”, and “Hangover Hotline”.
The undercover wokes just announced their new party but there’s no time or place…
by Muzzy Slider March 12, 2025
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Wokeness

I can't believe the banks. They are telling us how to think with their wokeness ideology. Infact one of the big banks fired a Customer for objecting the rainbow flag on the bank logo on the phone app.
by Dobra Dyen March 20, 2023
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WOKE Faggotism

The current leftism joke of a government occupying the Whitehouse
The Whitehouse is overrun with WOKE Faggotism
by Ikillit August 19, 2023
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Woke

To wake up within a world of indoctrination after reading a critical mass of western propaganda, whilst what is actually important around the world is completely owing to your diverted attention.
Woke guy:
"I've lately become more woke on China and their treatment of minorities, not to mention their lack of gay rights"
Someone else:
"I was reading some translated international news about US leaving the UN Nuclear Non-proliferation Treaty, why the US military are pushing into everyone else's borders and not vice-versa, and China's success in abolishing their poverty"
Woke guy:
"Uhh?"
by Random wanderer April 24, 2021
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