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dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.
dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.
by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010
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dirt peddler

a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth
he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth
by otterlicious February 24, 2010
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Cheese Dirt

The orange powder substance as usually found inside a packet inside a box of Mac & Cheese.
After the mac is cooked and drained, tear open the packet and dump the "cheese dirt" in followed by the butter and milk.
by Foxingham August 20, 2016
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Duck dirt

When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.
Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.
by Jojogermany February 20, 2019
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tripping dirt

I was tripping dirt all night to the rig site.
by Dentmedek October 12, 2017
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wally-dirt

A white trash/over-weight/red neck/gangster/wankster/greaser all around trashy person that lingers around walmart not really looking at anything but not really not shopping at the same time. A lazy browser. Looks as if they have the IQ of a farm horse. And probably smells like one too. Trotting around walmart simply being in the way. Hanging out at walmart is their favorite past time.
Wally-dirt.

That crazy neighbor you have or have seen in movies that collects things that look like they've been bought at goodwill and decorated their yard with it all.
by kasperface December 1, 2009
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Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts
Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.
by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023
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