Dirty Knife

A knife that is a murder weapon.

That dude over there has a dirty knife.

by Lingling51 February 26, 2018

Uterus Knife

A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.

“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”

by oocheeha December 16, 2021

Knife and Fork

Dentists may use the term Knife and Fork when regarding a person(s) hands to keep the patient unaware of what they are discussing.

"I need a new set of knife and forks, the old ones have become too small for my children to use."

by MaximusA April 09, 2019

Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 30, 2024

Bob is pro at fork knife

It’s a word from back in 890 dc it meant I god is good god is great god is goooodddd glizzy

Bob is pro at fork knife he can eat steak like pros

by Bob is pro fork knife February 26, 2022

knife kink

knife kink is when you act up and get a arouse by look-in at thy knife

"I am going a date with this girl." says linda
"oh who with?" says eric
"this girl named eno she has knife kink." said linda in a moaning tone
"yes I hope you 2 get marryed!" said eric

by lucyisademon January 14, 2024

knife kink

Purrrr hey Viv

I will be Zoe’s baby #knifekink
My girlfriends name is candice #knife kink

by ChrisXzoesbaba July 02, 2021