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Technical Mutton

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"
by nomam August 9, 2007
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Technical Drip

Somebody who goes out of their way to correct or point out errors in every detail from spelling, grammar or language error.
Ross corrected his teacher for a small mistake she made. What a technical drip!
by David Dunnington January 19, 2009
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Techni-ho

technical whore. Professional contractor or service provider in the public or private sector who sells their technical expertise for money. This is opposed to a "techni-slut", who gives it away: a consultant, expert witness, a contract employee
Joe was torn between continuing as a techni-ho, the money he got consulting was good, but the lack of security and benefits made him uncertain; the alternative of "going native" and marrying the company would mean learning to play by others rules.
by the stamping guru September 9, 2009
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Techniquity

A portmanteau of technology and antiquity. Techniquity is used to refer to technological antiques, especially those no longer in use or circulation. It can also be applied to periods of time.
The Atari 2600 is a techniquity.

Most of the so-called revolutionary technological inventions of the 1980s would be considered techniquities by today's standards.
by Zweihander-FA September 19, 2009
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Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.
My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.
by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010
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Technikrisitten

That guy is such a homo, he is probably a technikrisitten...
by Arthur Klingawitz March 8, 2011
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Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.
1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.
by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011
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