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Fuck-toss

The action of tossing an object across a room in a lackadaisical manner but still resulting in an accurate end result
Joe fuck-tossed the eyedrops to Jack and they still landed in right in his lap
by GIMME_THE_LOOT421 March 13, 2010
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toss salad

Chris W., did you get your salad tossed by Kelly last night
by 413 January 2, 2005
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Tosmacco

To mix Tobbaco and Smack and smoke it in a casual roll up cigarette.
Chris - I loves me some tosmacco

Pig - ket that out my face man
by PapaJfresh January 23, 2010
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Tossing your junk

Basicaly to masurbate

some other slang termss may include "Buffing the bannana" "bopping the bolony" "Chocking the chicken" "Cuffing the carrot" "Jerking off" "spanking the monkey" and "whipping the willy"
Guy1- "So were you tossing your junk all night last night after seeing that girl"
Guy2 "Hell yeah you bet I did mate she was so damn hot why did you?"
Guy1 "Ew no way dude that would be so gross that bitch was just bare ugly"
by Anonymous454234 April 14, 2010
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toss the penguin

Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake

but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?
by Alisonyankee December 6, 2010
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Tosstard

Some one who plays Starcraft or Starcraft II as Protoss and is a huge asshole.
I was playing against this Tosstard named Rick and he tried to control my life
by Pissed off in Miami February 23, 2011
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Tossin' The Sheep

When a couple disregards that a female is on her period and has sex anyway. The sheep eludes to the tampon. The tossin' can elude to throwing said tampon at the wall in hopes of it sticking.
I shouldn't be allowed to write these things.
Guy 1: GUESS WHO GOT SOME?!
Guy 2: Wait, I thought your girlfriend was on her period..? Did she stop?
Guy 1: Tossin' the sheep man, tossin' the sheep. *obnoxious wink*
Guy 2: So you basically made spaghetti? With your noodle dick and her period blood as sauce?
Guy 1: Why can't you ever let me be happy?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, Guy One... I love you.
Guy 1: I LOVE YOU TOO!
And then they made gay, gay love until dawn.
by meta_debater November 20, 2011
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