muffin toast

A baked good sold in many NYC delis they have the consistency of a muffin, but the shape of a piece of toast, sometimes lathered with white icing on the top. They come in many different flavors such as chocolate, marble and carrot. Great for a pre drinking snack if you don't have the time to eat a proper dinner, as it will soak up a lot of the alcohol.

"Hey Max, I plan on drinking tonight. I'm going to have a muffin toast, how about you?"

by Phil Lockerby April 8, 2007

toad

general derogatory term used to denote a stupid, foolish, rude, or otherwise undesirable individual. among friends, can also be used affectionately. usually used as a noun, but can also be used as an adjective.

i can't believe you said that, you are such a toad.

get out of my way, you huge toad.

i'm sorry your parents grounded you, that is so toad.

by toadfacemcgee April 10, 2006

toasted

Extremely intoxicated.

She went to the bar and just got toasted.

by jeff March 21, 2004

toasted toads

From the "Sword of Truth" series. A solmn oath.

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

Toaster

Someone who smokes marijuana

He listens to a lot of jazz, he must be a toaster.

by waxpane June 1, 2019

Cinnamon Toast Time Crunch

The act of eat cereal as a means of skipping the normal time it takes to prepare food. Frequent among college kids.

"Class is in 2 minutes? Time for a Cinnamon Toast Time Crunch!"

by Creative@College April 23, 2010

Wooden toaster

Me and nathan

Submit the wooden toaster

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019